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Enemy Chatter: The Celtics are scrappy and tough; ET is sneaky fat

Chuck - Red's Army November 16, 2015 Enemy Chatter, Evan Turner 13 Comments

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We often wonder what opposing teams, their beat reporters and bloggers are saying about the Celtics. Here’s a look at some enemy chatter from Oklahoma. 

- The Celtics are scrappy and tough. They play some clever lineups and keep you guessing a lot. The Thunder just never seemed to be able to find a combination that was comfortable.

- Evan Turner is sneaky fat.

- A point I forgot to make so I’m updating: Like a lot of people, I think very highly of Brad Stevens and while I’m not one all that consumed by game-to-game coaching battles, I couldn’t help but come away from this one feeling like he influenced it far more than Donovan did. From lineup adjustments to defensive curveballs, to just overall feel and flow, I got the sense the Celtics reflected their coach far better than the Thunder did tonight.

Daily Thunder

I hit the Thunder blogs today hoping to find some great takes on Marcus Smart. There are none.

Instead, I found praise for the Celtics scrappy style and Brad Stevens’ X’s and O’s.  Oh, and a pot shot at Evan Turner’s weight.

This might be the first time Jared Sullinger has dodged a fat joke lobbed at the Celtics.

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  • Curt Hays

    I came here to make a joke about your obvious typo in the title. I assumed that fat was supposed to be fast because Waiters couldn’t guard Turner AT ALL.

    Boy was I wrong. wtf are they talking about in OKC?

    • Thatguy

      That’s what I came to post.

      Apparently they take after Russell Westbrook’s style of compliments.

      • Curt Hays

        For a guy who is so “indifferent” to Marcus Smart, he sure has gotten Marcus a lot of publicity today.

        As far as the goings on up in Oklahoma, being from Texas, it is my duty to tell y’all in New England a long standing joke.

        Why doesn’t Texas float off into the Gulf of Mexico?
        Because Oklahoma sucks.

        • Thatguy

          I’m from Florida, but I just found my favorite joke for the week.

          • Sean

            Don’t start the Florida jokes.

          • Thatguy

            Deal.

        • RedsLoveChild

          What happens when blondes from Texas move to Oklahoma?

          Both states get smarter.

          • Curt Hays

            We always said that one but it was about Aggies, not blondes. Something about the average IQ of both states.

          • RedsLoveChild

            You`re a Longhorn?

            So, Aggies are the #1 rival….not Sooners?

          • Curt Hays

            I’m not one of the Texas Exes. The Aggies are just too easy to make fun of. Yeah, Aggies were always the #1 rival. Then they left.

          • RedsLoveChild

            They lied to us up here, was always led to believe it was the Sooners. I learned something.

            Nobis, Campbell, Ricky W, Vince Y, “Bevo” vs. Johnny Football? That`s a one-sided rivalry!

    • Jack Howland

      Maybe we need more sneaky fat guys? Or should fatten up our skinny guys? Maybe experiment with the rookies, have them hang out with Sully for a month straight?

  • Sean

    Fat OH state guys need to go in a trade package to a dumb team