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Ray Allen has been suspended for elbowing Anderson Varejao where a normal man's nuts would be. That photo is pretty damning evidence. I can't argue with this. In fact, I'd like to thank the NBA for doing us a favor. Maybe they can suspend Paul Pierce too. Take the night off and rest up for the playoffs, boys.