We're unveiling yet another new feature on Red's Army.
Every
week, we look at the Big Three things happening in Celtics-land, good and bad, and we rank them...
because everyone else is doing it and we're very easily swayed by peer
pressure.
On the way up
1: Our expectations - We all talked a big game, but there's something about beating Cleveland on their court and then bitch-slapping Charlotte that is so... intoxicating. Oh, and Cleveland is 0-2? Shoooooooot..... what's our magic number?
2: "Get that $h!t outta here" - It's the Celtics version of someone saying "bless you" after a sneeze... they just do it now after every blocked shot without thinking about it. And there have been a lot of those. De-FENSE! De-FENSE!
3: Sheed's Fro - He teased us by going natural in the season opener. That thing was glorious. C'mon Sheed. Fro don't lie.
On the way down
3: Oh Baby - Growing up's a bitch, ain't it Glen? You've now got 8 weeks to clean some things up in your life. And you though waiting for a contract this summer was bad.
2: Sign on the dotted line - Danny, just sign the damn kid, will ya? And Rondo, you're not Chris Paul.... yet. You get that kind of bank in your next contract.
1: Hold the Sugar - I get it... foul trouble, injuries, and an epic season opener against Cleveland add up to big minutes for Ray Allen. I just hope this is the last of the excuses.
Thanks to Jose3030 on Twitter for the Sheed pic