The Celtics finally welcomed Glen "Big Baby" Davis back to the team. During the press conference, we saw a slim-and-trim BBD and a graying Danny Ainge.
We quickly wondered just how many minutes Davis would get with Rasheed Wallace around. John took the issue one step further and projected minutes for each player - with flashy pie charts.
Leon Powe bolted for Cleveland. A story about him wanting to exact revenge prompted me to modify our t-shirt. For those angry at the Celtics for letting Leon loose, I made the case there's no room for him here anyways. And like most break-ups, both Leon and Danny felt the need to share their sides of the story.
While most of the country was busy debating health care reform, we tackled these critical issues:
There's no debating Stephon Marbury's insanity, but we posted this video of him smoking marijuana live on the web for the holdouts. Speaking of video, you gotta check out this behind-the-scenes clip from the Celtics dancer auditions.
We blasted Reggie Miller for stalking engaged women, and then quickly apologized upon learning she started the whole thing by texting these hot photos.
Not only does Rick Pitino have his yes men marry his mistresses, but they're also allowed to make trade proposals when he's working in the NBA.
Did I miss anything?