We have often said that when reality gets too boring, we substitute our own.  Thanks to Photoshop, we can do that pretty easily.  Our last compilation of images seemed fairly popular… so we decided to compile our second season of work in to another page.  Enjoy.

One thing we like to do is pretend good players are already on the Celtics:

Kevin Garnett

Kevin Durant

Allen Iverson

Pau Gasol

Greg Oden

Elton Brand

Antonio Davis

David Ortiz

Movie Posters are often a good way for us to get our point across:

Made for the opening of 2006-2007 camp

Made for a Matty G Piece on former Celtics

Made… well… just because

This was made by request

Made post-Telfair gun arrest

Made during the C’s early season woes

Made after the C’s 12th consecutive loss

Yeah, it’s a magazine cover… but it fit the C’s 17th straight loss

Doc and Danny are obviously favorite targets of ours:

A few of Danny made in conjunction for our draft lottery coverage

Danny waiting for a team to call about a trade

Danny in “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”

We didn’t like the early season crash and burn.

The C’s are going to London… so why not?

“Mission Accomplished” clinching the 2nd worst record

Made after a player ate a pre-game cheeseburger

Danny taking a coffee break while Doc takes the heat… and Danny in a turkey costume

The C’s had just ended a bad stretch

If I need to explain this, you need to stand next to me while I wear that shirt.

Our players get in on the action too… but it’s often much more flattering in their favor:

The tag team of Perk & Powe… a.k.a. “Hustle & Muscle”

Paul’s return to the C’s was supposed to save us… until he un-returned

This was by request… something about being fast

Rondo had just had a pretty good game

The young kids had a lot of work to do

This was part of the early season “mystery infection” story.

Wally was happy to have Paul Pierce back from injury

After Delonte hit the game winner for the C’s first win of the season

We’re not so flattering with the opposition (especially Isaiah Thomas):

Kirilenko is always crying like a little girl

This was for a piece on the players we hated most in the NBA

Stephen Jackson likes guns

Adam Morrison was our pick for “Wookie” of the year.  Seriously man… get a hair cut.

 

 

And Antoine Walker can choke on his championship right for all we care… maybe it will keep him away from the dinner table for 5 minutes.

Paul is good

And finally… it’s Lucky’s turn.  He’s a versatile player in our shenanigans

 

 

 

The Portland “Jail” Blazers….

 

 

… and David Stern as The Godfather

Al Jefferson was playing pretty well when we made this

Perk on the Garden:

“It be cold”

The C’s go hunting for wins

Even though we were in the tank

Wyc vows to clean up the C’s

Demonstrating the C’s defensive strategy

The season was just around the corner… hah!  Get it?

Maybe the 46 win season was a little too optimistic… no?

Pay no attention to the mascot behind the curtain

Helping Frank the Tank as the Celtics went streaking (in a good way)

The season is about to come to a merciful end

Oh… he looks so peaceful.  Trust us… he’s in a better place now

Even Lucky couldn’t bear to watch this season